The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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