I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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