toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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