he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I still have a little drunk in my system
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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