Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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