I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
