ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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