So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have feelings that need drinking.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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