i just had sex bonerless
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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