I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
