i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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