Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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