After last night, I could never be a politician.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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