he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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