I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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