I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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