your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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