i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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