and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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