How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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