He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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