also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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