Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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