if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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