Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
