Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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