Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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