I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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