Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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