when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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