A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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