Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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