how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You smell like stripper and shame
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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