just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
