I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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