The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
