I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Do vagina's smell?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
