Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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