JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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