Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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