My first STD was from a foam party
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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