There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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