Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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