I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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