my being single is dangerous.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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