i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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