Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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