So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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