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(415): View more from California

I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with

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(860): View more from Connecticut

just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred

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(647): View more from Ontario

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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(904): View more from Florida

Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?

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(210): View more from Texas

Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.

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(519): View more from Ontario

sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...

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(253): View more from Washington

So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.

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