Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
