We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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